To begin, let’s establish right away that this lovely city’s newest music venue might just be one of the most uniquely crafted in years. And while we’re mulling on that for a moment, understand that while the building now known as The Woods was once a funeral parlor, it was, in no way, created to bring back the dead. Or host any kind of rituals designed to bring back the dead.
Wake the dead with earth-shatteringly good music? Maybe.
In truth, The Woods is a terrific space, full of life and all of the awesomeness that music brings to it.
Tucked behind shrubbery and wispy trees on a quiet corner in the Sellwood neighborhood, this new venue is steadily revealing itself as one of Portland’s best kept secrets. Complete with many a mysterious-yet-inviting nook and cranny, as well as a beautifully organic sound system, this building seems as if it was born to rock.
Founded by friends Vivien Lyon, Ritchie Young, and Yoni Shpak, The Woods made its debut in June to an audience as expectant as its owners. The trio deliberately led the crowd to each of the venue’s many rooms, with bands such as Portland Cello Project and Weinland performing throughout.
Often the lighting came from candles, and the acoustics from nothing more than the bare walls. “It was absolutely spellbinding, and such a great way to embrace what had been here before,” Lyon said. “We didn’t open this place because any of us have a spooky disposition. We respect that before we were here, everyone came to honor the people they loved.”

A venue such as this had been far from the original plan, though. Lyon and Young had known, from almost the minute they met, that they should create a business together, but doing something linked to music seemed less than appealing. Sure, Young was a musician, well-known for his work as vocalist for Loch Lomond, and Lyon held a deep affection in her heart for the art, but the two hoped to make money with something different. After spending time as roommates and searching for the venture that would suit them best, however, the two’s similar appreciation became more and more relevant.
Deciding that opening another music venue in Portland wouldn’t be as risky as one might think, the duo joined with Shpak to uncover an appropriate location. A broker let them in on a funeral home that was closing its doors to relocate four blocks away, and the group was intrigued. While their first look might have discouraged anyone else, these three inspired and creative entrepreneurs knew they had found exactly what they were looking for.
“When we first walked into the place, it was like an empty shell, and we knew we’d have a long way to go to prove ourselves,” Young said. “But we knew we could do it, and it’s been great to see how far we’ve come.”
The appearance had been slightly shocking at first, and not at all what the three had expected, Lyon said. “The inside looked like a nursery, painted with Pepto-Bismol pink walls,” she said. “It’s like they were rearing their head on death, denial-style.”
Potential was practically bursting from the walls, however, and the three soon imagined it as a comfortably fantastic place in which musicians and fans could mingle freely, drinks in hand.
“This place is set up perfectly for music,” Young said. “It’s big enough to bring a large number of people in, yet intimate enough to make everyone cozy.”

Once the group chose to renovate the parlor and make it their own, redecoration began with earthier paint tones and recycled wood—80% of the main bar comes from materials found within the building. Plenty of parking spots accompany the venue, as does a gigantic smoking area, covered to fend off the Northwest drizzle. The Woods possesses an alluring feel that makes visitors, such as myself, never really want to leave.
Many a show-goer has their reservations about what the place holds, though. “People claim it still smells like a funeral parlor—their imagination runs wild while they’re here, and that’s awesome,” Lyon said.
Music is starting to pop up several nights a week at The Woods, and it looks to soon be turning into an every-night kind of thing. Local bands, touring acts, and amateur karaoke-ers have hit the stage in the former chapel area of the venue so far, and the founders agree they’re not limited in the type of music they want to host. “Whether it’s local or national, we do our best to get really good music here,” Shpak said.
Lyon continued, saying she appreciated being exposed to beats she wouldn’t necessarily get to hear. “And it’s great to be surrounded, at the shows, by such a cross-section of people of different ages and in different places in their life,” she said.
While Sellwood may seem a distance from Portland’s established nightlife locale, the owners at The Woods seem less than concerned that its location will keep customers from venturing away from downtown and other well-known hot spots.
“We really are in the hub of Southeast [Portland], and as people start coming to shows, they’ll get used to it and stop thinking of it as out of the way,” Shpak said.
It’s encouraging to see music shine in such a place once known for its darkness, and it’s likely The Woods will someday be known as a legendary piece of the city’s music lore. So get thee to this parlor, and cherish what it was, is, and magically yet to become.
THE WOODS
Address: 6637 Milwaukie Avenue, Portland, Oregon 97202 (Served by bus lines 19 and 70)
Phone: 503-890-0408
Web: http://www.thewoodsportland.com/
Google Maps: Here Ya Go
he is amazing bro his style can not be touched....some people dont know what he is talking about caz u dont do what he does he is sickkk bra
by dylyn on Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 11.59 am from the entry: Wiz Khalifa: Burn After Rolling (Mixtape)
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by wisconsin land on Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 09.53 am from the entry: of Montreal + Gang Gang Dance - Orpheum Theatre (Boston, MA; Oct. 30, 2008)
Ugh. Paste’s profile of Free Energy made me kind of hate them. So does your review. It’s this unctuous defense of good-time rock-and-roll ("we’re just here to party, and we’re awesome!") that seems more self-serving than fun-loving.
by beth on Wed Mar 17, 2010 at 09.41 pm from the entry: Foreign Born + Free Energy - The Knitting Factory (Brooklyn, NY; Mar. 12, 2010)
that inescapable feeling you are referring to, is that like when you hear something and you could have sworn you heard it before because of the nostalgic catchy quality? or is is like when you’ve heard a band exactly like said band?
great post by the way!
by paul on Wed Mar 17, 2010 at 03.15 pm from the entry: The Novel Ideas - "The Sky Is A Field" - Borrow It
Whoa! I had no idea she was enegaged. You would never know with the way she behaves! Wow!
by art on Wed Mar 17, 2010 at 09.48 am from the entry: Nikki Darlin and John McCauley: 1+1=1
This comment stream is so meta. Great review Kelly.
by chris on Tue Mar 16, 2010 at 07.50 pm from the entry: Flying Lotus - "Cosmogramma" - Buy It
no prob. The whole album is excellent, combining some of the harder sonics of Los Angeles with the meat of his debut and obviously difficult to summarize in only 50 words…
I’d say it’s on par with the debut, but better than Los Angeles.
by kelly on Tue Mar 16, 2010 at 06.23 pm from the entry: Flying Lotus - "Cosmogramma" - Buy It
This place looks fantastic - makes me want to visit Portland even more now. Wonderful profile.
Three cheers for Ritchie Young and Melophobe, together once more!